Troubled actress
Lindsay Lohan (27) emerged from the Cliffside Rehab Facility in Malibu yesterday in
good spirits. This is in spite of the visible signs that her intensive
treatment to cure her lifelong struggle with gingerness was not successful. The
I Know Who Killed Me star smiled at
the waiting paparazzi as she made no attempt to cover up her hair colour which
has become a social stigma.
Richard Taite, founder
and chief executive of Cliffside Malibu, spoke with the nauseated media after
Ms. Lohan had left the facility. Mr. Taite reminded reporters that while there
are no cures for gingerness, he was certain that with regular treatment, Ms.
Lohan could have a ‘somewhat’ normal life if not a struggled one.
Discussing the Herbie stars 90 day intensive treatment
in Cliffside, Mr. Taite made it clear that the medical supervision she received
was just the beginning of a long line of experimental treatments. Mr. Taite
made it clear that regular medical supervision will be required in order to
combat Lohan’s ginger tendencies. Mr. Taite called on the Superior Court judge James
Dabney to make regular visits to the facility mandatory now that the ginger is
back among the general population.
“Our entire clinical team is in unanimous agreement that if these
sessions are not required by the court and attendance verified once a month to
ensure accountability, it is a setup for almost certain failure.”
Lohan will not only
have to battle the aesthetic deformities that the ginger disease inflicts on
her, but also the behavioural aspect of the disease. “Ginger personality”, is
what Mr. Taite said will be Ms. Lohan’s biggest obstacle to overcome now that
she is back in the public eye. The general public have grown a strong
intolerance for the ‘ginger personality’ aspect of the disease after more than
a decade of enduring Seth Green.
Ms. Lohan hopes to set
up a ginger foundation to highlight the stigmas that sufferers face on a daily
basis and to provide black hair dye to those who might be too embarrassed to
buy it from a shop.
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